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We'll be adding more as we find them, but here are some great drinking quotes by people of note and the day they were born. Hopefully they put a smile on your face! Cheers!

January 12 - "At 15 I was a man among men, and if I had a nickel, I'd spend it on beer instead of candy." Jack London (born this day, 1876).

January 17 - "There can't be good living where there is not good drinking" - Ben Franklin (born this day 1706)

January 19 - "What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today." - Edgar Allan Poe (born this day 1809) 

January 19 - "What good can drinkin' do? Well, I drink all night but the next day I still feel blue!" Janis Joplin (born this day, 1943)

January 22 - "Age appears best in four things; old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, old authors to read." Francis Bacon (born this day, 1561)

January 29 - "I drink therefore I am." W.C. Fields (born this day, 1880)

January 29 - "I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home." W.C. Fields (born this day 1880)

January 29 - "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." W.C. Fields (born this day 1880)

January 30 - "What America needs now is a drink." Franklin D. Roosevelt (born this day 1882)

February 2 - "The light music of whiskey falling into a glass - an agreeable interlude." James Joyce (born this day, 1882)

February 6 - "I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey, and I think I was 5 when I first chewed tobacco." Babe Ruth (born this day, 1895)

February 13 - "The great point is to bring [the people] the real facts, and beer." Abraham Lincoln (born this day, 1809)

February 26 - "I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings" Jackie Gleason (born this day, 1916)

February 27 - "The beer and the wurst were wonderful, but I was dying to be back in the South, where the livin' was easy..." Johnny Cash (born this day, 1932) 

February 27 - "There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer.” John Steinbeck (born this day, 1902)

March 12 - "Don't drink to get drunk, drink to enjoy life." Jack Kerouac (born this day, 1922)

March 15 - "I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey" Andrew Jackson (born this day, 1767)

April 1 - "I have often regretted what I have eaten, but not what I have drunk." Otto von Bismark (born this day, 1815)

April 3 - "They who drink beer will think beer." Washington Irving (born this day, 1783)

April 14 - "Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the tempter, cheers the spirit, and promotes good health" Thomas Jefferson (born this day, 1743)

April 15 - "The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star" Leonardo da Vinci (born this day, 1452)

April 16 - "A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." Charlie Chaplin (born this day, 1889)

April 29 - "there's more old drunks than there are old doctors" - Willie Nelson (born this day, 1933)

May 12 - "alcohol warning labels are bland, I suggest 'Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was'" George Carlin (born this day, 1937)

June 6 - "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." Dean Martin (born this day, 1917)

June 6 - "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin (born this day, 1917)

July 22 - "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway (born this day, 1899).

July 22 - "I drink to make other people more interesting." Ernest Hemginway (born this day, 1899)

August 16 - "Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood. A continuous lover." Charles Bukowski (born this day, 1920)

August 22 - "Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it." Ray Bradbury (born this day, 1920)

September 24 - "Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right." F. Scott Fitzgerald (born this day, 1896)

October 16 - "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."-Oscar Wilde (born this day, 1854)

October 17 - "Everything in moderation is okay, except Wild Turkey." Evel Knievel (born this day, 1938)

November 10 - "Whoever drinks beer is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps does not sin; whoever does not sin enters Heaven! Let us drink beer!" Martin Luther (born this day, 1483)

November 30 - "I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me." Winston Churchill (born this day, 1874).

December 1 - "I had to stop drinking, 'cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety." - Richard Pryor (born this day, 1940)

December 8 - "Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity." - Sammy Davis Jr. (born this day, 1925)

December 8 - "It's like gambling... You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up..." Jim Morrison (born this day, 1943)

December 12 - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemies." Frank Sinatra (born this day, 1915)

December 17 - "We need saints...that are not afraid or embarrassed to eat a pizza or drink a beer with their friends." - Pope Francis (born this day, 1936)

December 21 - "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline." Frank Zappa (born this day, 1940)

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